nigga plz

my blog sucks sorry not sorry

averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

(Source: twistedthemusical, via helpmelearntotumble)

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

(via randomness-is-epic)

brokeninthestorm:

mrscalypsojackson:

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

MAGGIE AND THE FEROCIOUS BEAST IN NOOOOOO WHERE LAND

IN NOWHERE LAND!!! COME ALONG IF YOU CAN!

(via awkwardturtlehere)

catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

(via pizza)

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

(via pizza)